Hey guys, I've brought you here for an interview, nothing major, it's not like you killed anyone we just want to know about you. So can you tell me your names, gender, birthday. You know the basic information?Tori: I am Commander Tori, I am a female purebred Irken and currently I am 26 Irken years old and I was born in the 14th day in the winter cycle.
Anya: Um hi I'm Anya, I'm a female tankborn Irken and I'm only 17 Irk years old and I was born on the 1st day of the summer cycle.
Cool, so do you two know each other? If you do how'd you meet? Tori: Anya's my advisor, she just appeared after I 'lost' my other advisor
Anya: I've been looking for a job for a while before, I believe it was VEXI who hired me
Tori: Yes… VEXI did hand me your profile
Ok guys, I know we kinda um… brought you here quite quickly, but um…how do you guys normally dress? Anything of importance, like a lucky charm, or a funky cap?Tori: I…I have a lucky charm bracelet I always wear, but I usually wear my Commander uniform
Anya: Usually I wear my advisor uniform but I do have a necklace that was given to me by a friend.
Awesome, well where about do you guys live? Some funky apartment? Or maybe a 30 story mansion?Tori: I have my own house on planet Rochio but I live mostly on my Command ship
Anya: I have a small apartment on Vort but I also live on the Command ship
Sounds great, now let's find out how you think of yourselves. What do you think is the best and worst thing about you?Tori: Best, probably my ability to multitask. Worst, hmm I do have a volatile temper sometimes…
Anya: Sometimes? Uh anyway, best I'd say my puzzle solving skills. I do like a good puzzle. Worst would be…
Tori: You're too much of a push over
Anya: Oh um…Ok
Really? Wow…that's a bit odd, but anyway, so what do you think is the best and worst thing about the person next to you? You heard what they think but what do you think?Tori: She makes good pancakes but as I said she's a complete pushover
Anya: …Uh well Commander is very good at her job…
Tori:…And? What's my worst quality?
Anya: Hmm… She's uh I don't know any off the top of my head
So let's hear a bit about your history, what's your family like? Any siblings? Are your parents together? Got any girlfriends or boyfriends? What about old school friends? Come on tell me.Tori: My family is dead
Anya: Oh…Commander I'm sor..
Tori: Be quiet Anya
Anya: Um uh ok, well I don't have a family so…
Tori: As for Academy colleagues, I had a few but most of them are dead too. Well unfortunately Ralgee's still alive…
Anya: I have a few friends from the Academy I still keep in touch with. Um there's Skarl, Reth and Ali they're all advisors too. But no I don't have a partner, I'm too busy.
Tori:...Next question
Ok that's cool, do you work, go to school? Or are you an unemployed bum who lives on the street corner begging randoms for their spare change?Tori: I'm a Commander of the second largest fleet in the…
Anya: Oh here we go
Tori: What was that?
Anya: I was just saying I was your advisor
Tori: Hmm
Ok let's delve a bit deeper into your minds shall we. *holds up one of those card things with the ink blots on them* what do you see in this, anything significant?Tori: A perpetual engine core
Anya: A spiky sandwich
Wow crazy, now for a more random question. What's your favorite song, food, colour, animal, book and movie/tv show?Tori: Stand my ground, Sherbet, Purple, Wraithens, Looking though the ion storm and Sherkey
Anya: Blue skies and red lies, Donuts, Blue, Grul beasts,Windwalker and Mech battle arena
So before I asked about if you had a girlfriend/boyfriend. What I was wondering is if you have experienced anything with the same sex. As in have you kissed someone of the same sex, done a bit of groping? Or maybe even more? *wiggles eyebrows in highly suggestive manner* Don't worry; it's not as if this interview will end up on the internet or anything.Tori: …
Anya: Eww no!
Well I was wondering what is the thing you are most afraid of. Heights, graveyards, spiders or maybe something a bit different?Tori: Being poisoned…
Anya: Needles…
Do you know any other languages or maybe just a couple of words in French?Tori: My Pak translates for you so why would I need to learn any other language?
Anya: Uh what she said
So what is your obsession? Everyone has one or two and I want to know yours so spill.Tori: My work
Anya: Tailoring
Tori: You make clothes?
Anya: Yeah in my spare time.
Tori: Interesting…
Ok this is the big one. What is your deepest most dark secret of all time? The one that basically no one knows. Everyone has one and I know you two do. Just spill. Only you, me and the person sitting next to you will ever know, because like I said, it's not as if this is going to end up on the internet or anything.Tori: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to say here or to anyone.
Anya: You don't trust me?
Tori: No not really
Anya: Oh…
Ok how would you like to die and why?Tori: In battle, again. For reasons.
Anya: Um old age maybe? I don't know…
So if you had three wishes what would they be? You can't ask for more wishes, bring someone back to life or true love, those are the big no no'sTori: I would keep the wishes for when I need them
Anya: Hmm I'd wish for all my mech that I bet on to win, I would get that new apartment I've wanted and I'd stop everyone fighting.
Tori: That's never going to happen
Anya: Yeah I know
What are the three things you would take with you if you got stranded on an uninhabited island?Tori: 15 litres of tequila, VEXI and my game console
Anya: Uh a SIR unit, a base probe and plenty of fresh sugar water
Ok another more slightly personal question. What do you like most in the opposite sex? Both appearance and personality wise.Tori: Not tankborn, don't care what species, around my height, caring, intelligent, loves to hug…
Anya: Irken or Vortian, a little taller then me, cheeky.
How about the same sex as yourself?Tori: Dead
Anya: *Shrug*
So what does your house normally look like? Super tidy or worse that a pig pen?Tori: Neat and tidy
Anya: Average, I guess
Wow interesting, I'm running low on questions but I think I can find a few more, ah yes, if you could change anything about yourself what would it be?Tori: Maybe get rid of all these scars
Anya: Um nothing really
Um this might be slight embarrassing but remember this shouldn't end up on the net, are you are virgin at all? Or have you already had sex?Tori:…
Anya:…
Um ok, do you believe in magic? Any sort of fantasy thing? Or are you a total non believer?Tori: Magic is only something we haven't explained with science yet
Anya: Nope, never seen anything supernatural
So this is like the last question before we let you go. What would you do if you were kidnapped and submitted to a hell of a lot of questions, that would supposedly never in a million years end up on the internet?Tori: This sounds familiar
Anya: Yeah, it does
Ok any last words? Maybe some from your creator?Tori: Well thanks, sort of.
Anya: Thanks! Don't forget I'd love that apartment
Me: Ahem yes, I'll remember the apartment anyway goodbye!
Creator J: Cya later motherfuckers!
Me: J get out of here!
Double D signing out
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